when you are single and spend the day in your pajama's it means you've had a good day off relaxing, lounging around. when your a mom and stay in your pj's all day it means you've had a BAD day.
when you are single and put your hair into a messy pony tail, its cute and fun. when you are a mom ad put your hair into ANY sort of pony tail it means you have given up trying to have nice hair.
when you are single and have ice cream for breakfast it means that you are young and dont have to care for anyone or set an example of whats healthy. when you are a mom and have ice cream for breakfast it means you had a BAD day yesterday and today doesnt look any better
When you are single and sleep depprived it means either you partied to hard or were up having wild sex all night. when you are a mom and have been up all night it means you probally have some sort of kids bodily fluid on you.
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